MC FRISBEE ROCKSTAR: The Frisbee Rockstar That Is Also An MC Of Some Kind (Story #17 In The Hank Saga) By: Dan Leicht – @Deeliopunk / @HankSaga
This story was originally published on my tumblr (2 years ago!) – You can also find it HERE
— The #HankSaga (@HankSaga) July 2, 2015
“Is that a fish?”
“No, it’s a duck.”
“Then why is it swimming?”
“Because it’s a duck.”
“But, ducks fly?”
“Are you going to throw the frisbee or just stand there not throwing the frisbee and talking of things as you speak that do not make sense of the coherent nature as you say them?”
MC Frisbee Rockstar releases the frisbee from his hand, it hits the chains of the frisbee golf thingy, which might mean he scored points or something, or that he didn’t get it through the chains, or that he is in a park meant for recreational activities and he is instead playing some super lame sport that some people find amusing for some reason I am not fully aware of.
MC Frisbee Rockstar shouted that. The last line, no, no not the laaaast line, this story just started, I meant the line that just occurred before I interrupted to attempt to explain to you something that you now find confusing because you aren’t even paying attention to me and might or may have lost focus by now and no longer know what I have been trying to say this entire time about the ducks and the chains that bind them within this world even though they do not have any chains because they get free freaking bread and can swim and fly and walk and waddle run and attack people and wear sunglasses and all the things I’ve always wanted to do like the things I’ve always been wanting to do like the things they do.
“That isn’t worth eleven points.”
“How many points is it then?”
Dan shouts twelve and then disappears into a book for some reason and reappears inches away and runs away from the game that isn’t any fun.
“I’m getting a haircut!”
The lights of the world dim and a microphone falls from the sky and into the ground right next to chain hole thingy 18. MC Frisbee Rockstar walks up to it, and glares upon its beauty. The twinkle of the stars act as if saying something, and then they do.
“PICK UP THE DAMN MIC!!!!”
So he does. MC Frisbee Rockstar is the “he” in which I just referred to.
“What is this contraption?”
“IT’S A MIC YOU MORON!!!!!”
“What should I do with this?”
“SHOUT CATCHY CRAP INTO IT!!! IT CAN EVEN BE IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE!!!”
“I shall whisper softly into this.”
“WHY…WHY DID WE GIVE THIS GUY THE MIC? HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT…WAIT…CAN HE HEAR ME? EH, WHATEVER…I’M GOING TO GO DOWN THERE TO TALK WITH HIM.”
“AAAAAAAAAA!!! I freaking star has just landed on earth!!! It’s hot!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!”
“OOOPS, MY BAD.”
The star returns to the sky.
“THAT WASN’T MY INTENTION BRO. BUT ANYWAY, PICK THAT MIC UP AND SHOUT INTO IT!!!!!”
MC Frisbee Rockstar holds the Mic in his lesser burned hand.
He begins to sing. From the bushes a man emerges and pulls a microphone from his pants. Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert.
“You there! You there! You…you over there!”
“What? Who are you? Oh, it’s you.”
“Yea…and I have this!”
He whips it out. Again, get your mind out of the gutter.
“YOU!!! YOU THERE!!! THE ONE WITH HALF OF A LICORICE TAIL!!!!”
“Is that a star talking?”
“Don’t tell him to come down!!!!!”
“Why not? Talking to a star seems groovy.”
“Is it a girl star?…tee hee hee…”
“I have no idea…it might be…I mean…it waaaas really hot.”
“STOP TALKING ABOUT ME LIKE THAT! NOW BOTH OF YOU PLAY!!!!”
Music pours from the wooden lips of Hank. Yea, the guy from the bushes was Hank. I bet you had no idea who it was and you were saying to yourself “Who is that guy from the bushes?” and the whole time it was totally Hank. Got you! Alright, I’ll let you go.
By Dan Leicht (D.e.e.L) July 3rd, 2015
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